Thanks guys for the undying stream of peer pressure.
I AM JOINING THE OXFORD BROOKES UNIVERSITY SPORTS CENTRE BY THE END OF AUGUST.
There I said it. Once said, cannot chicken already. Pool only membership for only £40 for 3 months. It is an UBER nice pool heated at 30'C!
Of course the bonus is uni-student-views. Teeheehee... Must. Look. Damn. Hot. When. I. Qualify. For my personal confidence and satisfaction. Try talking me out of this one, hmph!