No Air Parody

I present to you, a parody of No Air by American Idol Jordin Sparks, and Chris Brown. Lyrics personally adapted by The Ling for your viewing pleasure. I call it... NO HAIR !

[Jordin Sparks]
If pits should one day suffocate
It's 'cause the hairs grown like hay
Ignoring is like airing your pits with no air...
Ohh...

[Chris Brown]
My hairs are long, don't wanna shave
You don't get how it makes me suave
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand

[Jordin Sparks]
But how do you expect me
to leave my pit hairs be
'Cause my pits revolves around being hairless enough to breathe...

[Chorus:][Both]
It shows when your pits can breathe with no hair
Must shave, must wax till no hair
Feels smooth when your pits have no hair
No hair, for air...

Without hair my pits just smells so clean
Shaving cream even gives it a sheen
If the hair's here pits just can't breathe
No hair, for air...

No hair, hair [ohhh]
For air, air [nooo]
No hair, hair [oh a]
For air, air

[Chris Brown]

I shaved, I plucked, I waxed, I trimmed
And pit hairs comes right off my skin
There's not a hair left to haunt my pits, it GLEAMS...

[Jordin Sparks]
But somehow it's still growing inside
I rid you once, but you survived
I don't know how, but I'll get you, I swear...

[Both]
But how do you expect me
to leave my pit hairs be
'Cause my pits revolves around being hairless enough to breathe...

[Chorus:][Both]
It shows when your pits can breathe with no hair
Must shave, must wax till no hair
Feels smooth when your pits have no hair
No hair, for air...

Without hair my pits just smells so clean
Shaving cream even gives it a sheen
If the hair's here pits just can't breathe
No hair, for air...

No hair, hair
For air, air
No hair, hair
For air, air...

I swear it just came to me, I don't go around doing stuff like this on purpose. But seriously, this song is so overplayed that I'm extremely tried of it. A breath of fresh air certainly makes it more refreshing eh?

P/s: Pit hair is armpit hair lah, dodo.